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Flaky ([personal profile] flakes) wrote2011-12-31 05:20 am

Things to Remember...

Allergic to Peanuts.

Scared of heights and flying.

Enjoys baseball.

Has an easily upset stomach.

Can bake.

Deaths

+Popped with a pin when bloated.
+Eaten by a killer whale.
+Killed by a large bird and made into a bird nest.
+Electrocuted inside of a toaster while being stabbed with a fork.
+Vertically bisected by tightly strung intestines acting as a 'tight rope' in a circus.
+Drowned in a flooding supermarket.
+Eaten by carnivorous flowers.
+Beheaded by a giant piece of popcorn.
+Diced by a wire fence.
+Skinned alive then blown up by an exploding theater.
+Skinned while going down a tube water slide.

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